Assembly requires two persons

Have you ever tried to assemble something by yourself that requires two people? And I'm not talking about "it's nice to have someone help you", I'm talking the first page of instructions say in capital bold letters "ASSEMBLY REQUIRES TWO PERSONS"?? Well when you live by yourself, you learn to make do, let me tell you. Sometimes a chair can fill in as the second person - they are stable (usually!), and can hold quite a bit of weight. Too bad their limbs(legs) aren't moveable though....IF you are lucky enough, you can maneuver the object you are assembling into a position where it's somewhat possible to assemble it yourself. Fact it you have to be create to figure it out - which is what I'm trying to be!